Ten Things to Ponder for 2008 


Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.   (Duh...)
Number 9
Good health: merely the slowest possible rate at which we can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions- hungry and horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky- not really good for anything.
But you can't help smiling when you push them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, when they are lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather;
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you $200.00, 

but a 'substantial tax cut' saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people ate LSD to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and we eat Prozac to make it normal.

...and the Number 1 Thought For 2008:

We can locate a sindle cow with mad-cow disease among the millions of cows in America; B
ut we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration and Home Land Security.
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno's: What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow"

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 5:01 PM

This was great.  I need a good laugh today.

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Feb. 2, 2008 at 10:10 AM I like that, I needed a laugh thanks

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