Yes, sometimes evil genius strikes and I revel in it...

And yes, the handbasket is still decorated so I know where I'm going...

Let me start off by saying that while I'm pretty liberal about nudity and sexytime whatever consenting adults wanna do that is legal is no problem with me. I have my own views, but I don't impose them on other people...

except my husband.

I HATE that he loves looking at other boobies. It seriously hurts my feelings. I'm insecure enough as it is, I don't need to compete with 19 year olds with DDs. I have voiced my feelings and he has justr moved from doing it blatantly to hiding it. Whatever. Maybe I should start admiring young ding-dongs in my spare time...but that's gross.

Anyhoo--I discovered last night that from the kitchen table, if I look into the glass door on the entertainment center, I can see the whole computer screen in the office via freaky reflection.

hehehehe,

This morning I'm eating my waffles (since my bad body-image has me eating nothing but frozen waffles, peanut butter and diet coke) and I see him check to see if the coast is clear, he thinks it is, then he logs onto boobies.com.

I start laughing hysterically and he quickly minimizes it.

I'll laugh all day about it. Sneaky booby looker!

 

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DivaM...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 11:57 AM ROFL!  I have one of those, too.  (LOVE that term, BTW - sneakyboobielooker...)  Thanks for giving me inspiration to laugh about it.  :-) 

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Sassy...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 12:00 PM Hahahahaaa.a.... That's hilarious! My hubby doesn't know anything about computers so I don't worry about him, but he's caught me once or twice doing the same thing, lol!

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ummmh...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 12:15 PM

That's hilarious!!

Once when DH and I were walking through a mall, I told him if he looked up at the scantily clad chick strolling through ONE MORE TIME I would poke his eyes out. That was the end of that!

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babyk...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 9:47 PM My husband does the same thing. It does bother me. And I'm very open-minded about pornography. The weird thing thing is, I don't mind watch sexy movies with him, but when he does it on his own, that irritates me. Is that strange?

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