Girlie Wisdom
  • Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
 
  • One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs.
 
  • My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
 
  • The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
 
  • The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
 
  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
 
  • Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
 
  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
  • I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers.
 
  • Every 7 minutes of everyday, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
 
  • Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
 
  • Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...
"You know, sometimes I forget to eat!" .....Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys. But I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
 
  • A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. 
 
  • The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
 
  • I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are - eating too much; impulse buying and driving too fast.  Are they kidding?  That's my idea of a perfect day!

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Feb. 13, 2008 at 12:58 PM I can identify with these so well some days.  Today is the chin up and keep smiling kind of a day.  Shampooing carpets and waiting on the realitor to call back.

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