As I was getting ready to make juice for my 3 year old, I ended up on my hands and knees. Nope, not for prayer. To CLEAN!!

I had to take that little thingy off from the can of concentrate. Needless, I was not concentrating. As the thingy came off, so did the damn top. And it was PURPLE juice.

The stuff went EVERYWHERE! My back door out the kitchen, my floor...And me.

I had to spray my floor with all-purpose cleaner. As I let it set in, I stripped down to my PJ bottoms and my bra. Had to remove the socks (white) and top (yellow/white).

Then, I had gotten the paper towels. Got on my knees almost in tears. I don't know if it was from spilling the juice concentrate or from the stench of the cleaner. Maybe it is because I had to clean MY mess when no one else does in the house. Maybe even, it was all three.

Anyways, I sopped up everything and cleaned practically the whole entire kitchen floor with my bare hands, on my knees. When I was almost done, little bit comes in and sees what happened.

She laughed and giggled at me.

Now, my floor is stickier than sticky. My clothes may be ruined. And I feel high.

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 1:28 PM Geesh!! Never a dull moment!! :-)

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 1:28 PM and you didnt friggin take pictures what were you thinking! geeze

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 1:31 PM Kinda hard to take pics when you are getting high off the cleansers. It takes common sense and throws it right out the window. Plus, I was pissed off that I was in that position of stupidity,lol.

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 1:35 PM LOL, I am sorry Missy, but I gotta laugh.  There is nothing worse that cleaning a kitchen floor on your hands and knees with your child laughing at you and then the floor is still damn sticky.  Sorry for laughing but thanks for the giggle.

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 2:38 PM

I know there is nothing worse than sugary things on the floor.  It takes about 3000 times of mopping to get it up!  I feel for you!  I really do!! It seems like stuff like that always happens RIGHT after you mop the floor!!!

 I've done the same thing!!! I have a pitcher that I use for Kool-Aid.  One time, the top wasn't snapped on quite as tightly as I thought and I went to pour a glass for someone.......whoosh! A whole gallon of red Kool-Aid all over the floor, the trash can, everything!!! (I refer to my cleaning of it as "parting the Red Sea") I should have called Moses down and had him give me his input on that one!  I thought I'd never get it up.  I bet purple grape juice concentrate had to be hell! 

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 3:44 PM mmmmmm, cleaner fumes.... *snort* i HATEHATEHATE the tops on juice cans. they should make 'em peel off.  my kitchen floor now has a loooooovely grape juice stain.  NOTHING, not even straight bleach, took it out.  i just stare at it and sigh and think to myself, "Couldn't it have at least taken on the shape of Elvis?  Then at least it would be a funny stain."

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 4:08 PM Oh,  I hate juice concentrate!   I dropped one (grape, of course) in my old kitchen.  The stains never came out of the walls or the ceiling.  We had to put 2 coats of primer on the wall to stop it from bleeding through.

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 6:41 PM mr clean magic eraser

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 6:45 PM I read the title to this journal, AFTER reading your PORN journal and MY mind began to wonder over to the gutter, thinking maybe this was the reason for the porn journal....LOL

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