15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!!!
Hope Your Weekend is FULL of Laughs:~)
Until We Meet Again,
Brandi

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PROUD...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 2:10 PM omg lol I just started working at walmart that would be freaking hillarious

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Pleth...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 2:54 PM That's hilarious!  LOVE IT.  Gonna do #s 1, 3, 4, and 15. 

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Allbo...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 3:33 PM Good Ideas. Me and Ethan stroll Walmart some days...May need to become the Walmart Menance

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fjoachim
Feb. 1, 2008 at 4:20 PM This is too funny!   I laughed out loud!

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caley...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 7:22 PM LMAO!!! Im definitely trying #15 &6 And I bet I can get Eric to do #7 lol

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nctar...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 4:21 PM

This actually happened in a Kmart store....and a letter was sent to the wife of the husband that did these things....I actually have the letter on a journal that I posted on Jan. 27th. here is the journal..

How to get banned from Kmart

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2old4...
Feb. 8, 2008 at 11:46 PM i can't believe there were only 6 comments to this posting.  This is just too funny not to comment.  Some of these my dh and sons would get too much of a thrill out of doing!  I definitely won't be reading this to all of them together......they would surely be making plans for a walmart trip......LOL.

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nova8
Feb. 8, 2008 at 11:49 PM OMB!!!! ROTFL!!!! I can't breathe...........I have to do at least half of these!! I love the tent thing!!!

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