> A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a
taxi at
> the airport. It was after midnight. While enroute to his home, he
asked
> the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was
having
> an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby
> agreed.
> Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
> bedroom.  The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back
and
> there was his wife in bed with another man.
> The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
> The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I
lied
> when I told you I inherited money.
> He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.
> He paid for our new cabin cruiser.
> He paid for your season Detroit Lion tickets.
> He paid for our house at the lake.
> He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly
> dues!"
> Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He
> looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
> The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches
a cold.

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danie...
Aug. 18, 2008 at 3:18 PM LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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cheriV
Aug. 30, 2008 at 2:58 AM

 That was funny!!

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