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Has anyone paid you to have sex?: No
Have you ever won a car from those random surveys at the mall?: Ha, no.
Seen Garfeild the movie?: Nope, again.
Has anyone ever yelled at you for no reason?: I think so. Feels true.
Ever been face to face with a clown?: Um, no, but I was in the audience of The Bozo Show when I was young.
Have you ever bad-mouthed Britney Spears?: I have to say yes, here, I mean.. I'm a mom.
Picked a wedgie and someone caught you?: LOL, yes.
Told a lie and someone caught you?: That feels true, too, though I can't think of when.
Spilled coffe on your crotch?: Close to it!
Ever on the news?: Not the news, but I've been on T.V. Did 2 makeovers (haircolor) on the reality show Starting Over.

Finish the sentence

I am...: happy today.
Cats are ...: independant.
Shut up and..: listen.

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EKMOM
Feb. 1, 2008 at 3:01 PM Random questions

Has anyone paid you to have sex?: No
Have you ever won a car from those random surveys at the mall?: Ha, no.
Seen Garfeild the movie?: Yes
Has anyone ever yelled at you for no reason?: Oh yeah!
Ever been face to face with a clown?:Does my husband count?
Have you ever bad-mouthed Britney Spears?: I have to say yes, here, I mean.. I'm a mom.
Picked a wedgie and someone caught you?: Nope
Told a lie and someone caught you?: Oh yes! A few times. LOL!!!
Spilled coffe on your crotch?: Hot tea!
Ever on the news?: Not the news but did a commercial for a store in high school.

Finish the sentence

I am...: the creator of my own destiny!
Cats are ...:intuitive creatures.
Shut up and..: make love to me!

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melti...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 3:06 PM

Has anyone paid you to have sex?: No
Have you ever won a car from those random surveys at the mall?: i wish 
Seen Garfeild the movie?: yeah both of them sucked

Has anyone ever yelled at you for no reason?: yeah.
Ever been face to face with a clown?:yep
Have you ever bad-mouthed Britney Spears?: well i used to defend her but its getting to hard to do any more
Picked a wedgie and someone caught you?: actually this happened to me today at work

Told a lie and someone caught you?: yeah. i hate when that happens. im not a good liar

Spilled coffe on your crotch?: if i say no does that jinx me?

Ever on the news?:nope. im not famous at all

Finish the sentence

I am...: woman hear me roar....GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Cats are ...: finky
Shut up and..: do as i say not as i do

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pitti...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 4:16 PM

Has anyone paid you to have sex?: I guess I'm not that good LOL
Have you ever won a car from those random surveys at the mall?: Not that I know of... maybe there is a car out there waiting for me.....
Seen Garfeild the movie?: Neither of them
Has anyone ever yelled at you for no reason?: I'm an office manager- of course!
Ever been face to face with a clown?: no thankfully!!

Have you ever bad-mouthed Britney Spears?: I'm human- so yes


Picked a wedgie and someone caught you?: Oh I'm sure!!

Told a lie and someone caught you?: mmm hmmmm


Spilled coffe on your crotch?: As much as I drink coffee- no- not yet..... oops, damnit!


Ever on the news?: Not that I know of...... hmmmmm
Finish the sentence

I am...: SPARTA!!!!!!

Cats are ...: smaller than a bread box


Shut up and..: make me a PIE! (or do me... i kinda like that from EKMOM!)

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biged...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 9:03 PM Has anyone paid you to have sex?: Ummm, does a free dinner count?
Have you ever won a car from those random surveys at the mall?: They give away free cars?  I missed that one.
Seen Garfeild the movie?: No but I have heard the term "Fluff your garfield" and not in the children's movie sense.
Has anyone ever yelled at you for no reason?: Hell, I often yell at myself for no reason.
Ever been face to face with a clown?: Big Apple Circus ROCKS!!!!
Have you ever bad-mouthed Britney Spears?: I am so bad; I took my daughter to see her in concert back when she was still a "good girl."
Picked a wedgie and someone caught you?: OMG!  I am sooo embarrased!
Told a lie and someone caught you?Too many too count so I quit lying
Spilled coffe on your crotch?: and the car, the couch, the bed, the table, the baby (did I say that?)
Ever on the news?: Yes, when I shaved my head for St. Baldricks - donate to them today (or shave your head - it isn't too late to sign up!)
Finish the sentence

I am...: tired; my son is sick and I have been too crazy over school this week.
Cats are ...: pissing me off at 4:30 A.M. when they start running around all over the house because they are nuts and they won't go out because it is raining outside!
Shut up and..:love yourself already.  (Wish I could take my own advice)

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Mum2SoSo
Feb. 4, 2008 at 2:09 PM

Random questions

Has anyone paid you to have sex?: If somene actually offered, I might consider it.
Have you ever won a car from those random surveys at the mall?: Nope.
Seen Garfeild the movie?: Pfft.  I have TASTE,
Has anyone ever yelled at you for no reason?: Yup.  And I got spanked for no reason too.
Ever been face to face with a clown?: Yes...they have dead, cold eyes that no amount of goofy makeup can hide.
Have you ever bad-mouthed Britney Spears?: A bit.  But I pity her more than anything.
Picked a wedgie and someone caught you?: Not that I know of.  But my sister was caught on camera picking a wedgie at a friend's wedding.
Told a lie and someone caught you?: Yeah...but then I used another lie to cover it up.
Spilled coffe on your crotch?: No.
Ever on the news?: Yes, once when there was a shooting in my neighborhood.  I made sure to use double negatives and improper grammar so that I could keep the ghetto stereotype alive.
Finish the sentence

I am...: gray.
Cats are ...: jerks.
Shut up and..: make me a sandwich.

 

p.s.  I am so jealous that you got to go see the Bozo Show!!!! 

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