LIGHT MY MF HEAD ON FIRE?  WELL MY DUMBASS WANTED TO SMOKE ONE LAST CIG B4 I TOOK MY ASS TO SLEEP. SO I WAS CHANGIN ONE OF THE BABIES AND MISPLACED MY DAMN LIGHTER. I AINT FEEL LIKE LOOKIN FOR IT SO I SAID ILL JUST GRAB 2 OLD LIGHTERS AND USE ONE FOR THE FLICK AND THE OTHER FOR THE BUTANE. ANYWAY SO I TRIED TO STRIKE EM TOGETHER AND NOTHIN...REMEMBER IM TIRED SO I PUT THE MFS UP TO MY EAR TO SEE IF I HEARD ONE LIGHTERS' FUEL AND MY DUMBASS FLICKS THE OTHER LIGHTER AND WHOOSH. IM LIKE WTF WAS THAT SOUND...LOOK AT MY OLDER DAUGHTER AND HER FUCKIN MOUTH WIDE OPEN AND EYES LOOKIN LIKE THEY FEENA FALL OUT. SO I SMELL SOME FUNNY SHIT (ALL THIS SHIT HAPPENIN IN UNDER 60 SECS) AND SEE SOME SMOKE...NOPE IT STILL HADNT DAWNED ON ME...REMEMBER I WAS TIRED. SO I SMACK AT THE SIDE OF MY HEAD AND SEE MY FUCKIN HAIR FLYIN AND BURNT SO LET ME TELL U WHAT MY DUMBASS DID I SAT THERE AND WAS STILL LOOKIN LIKE WTF JUST HAPPENED. THEN I LAUGHED AND LOOKED AT MY DAUGHTER AND ASKED HER WAS MY HAIR ON FIRE. SHE LOOKIN SCARED ASS HELL AINT SAID SHIT AND NODDED HER HEAD YEA. SO IM LIKE TX FOR THE HELP MF. SO SHE SAY MOMMA I PANICED AND I WAS SCARED IM SORRY. SO IM LIKE ITS COOL IS MY EAR BURNT BC THAT MF STARTED TO FEEL HOT SO IM THINKIN MY EAR BURNT BAD AND IM IN SHOCK AND JUST DONT FEEL IT. SO SHE LOOKS AND SAYS ITS REAL PINK AND IM STILL LAUGHIN BUT NOW IM STARTIN TO FEEL LIKE A FUCKIN NIMROD.SO I GRAB THE A&D GO TO THE BATHROOM AND REMOVE THE BURNT HAIR, LOOK AT MY HEAD AND EAR AND PUT SOME OINTMENT ON MY EAR. I COULD HAVE CHOKED THE BITCH IN THE MIRROR BOY I AINT LYIN...IF ONLY I COULD HAVE GOT MY HANDS ROUND THAT BITCH NECK. I WAKE UP THIS MORNIN AND MY OLDEST SON LOOKIN AT ME ALL FUNNY LIKE HE WANNA LAUGH AND IM LOOKIN LIKE IF U DO ILL BUST UR DAMN JAW LOL SO I SAY WHAT U LOOKIN AT AND HE SAY I HEARD UR HAIR WAS ON FIRE LAST NIGHT AND HALF SMILES SO I PUNCH HIM THE ARM AND HE WAS LIKE MOMMA I AINT LAUGH...SO MF U GRINNED I COULD HAVE DIED (I WAS FUCKIN WITH HIM) AND SO HE TRYIN TO DRY TEASE ME. ALL I COULD SAY WAS DONT PLAY WITH FIRE AND HE BUSTS OUT LAUGHIN. I TELL U ONE THING THO DONT BE FUCKIN WITH DANGEROUS SHIT WHEN U TIRED AND SLEEPYBC I AINT NEVER GONNA FORGET THAT DAMN SOUND....WHOOSH.

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Fista...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 3:50 PM Oh no!  What an experience!  I'm glad you're relatively okay!

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Regin...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 3:51 PM GOOD GRIEF!!!!! You are lucky you didn't burn more than what you did.  My friend had his get too hot in his pocket... Needless to say he was a very unhappy fellow for a while.  It was too funny but I felt sorry for him.

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shawn...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 3:52 PM lol sorry to hear that happened

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aquam...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 4:08 PM I'm glad you are okay but damn.

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Cejoe...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 5:07 PM
Giiirrrrllll, you just had a Michael Jackson experience!!!! jk. Im glad you're ok.

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hunebn72
Feb. 1, 2008 at 6:08 PM ok, you know I was gonna laught!! no I didn't laugh at you last night, but since your butt is ok today "psssssssssssttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" (lol thats me busting out laughing)

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proud...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 10:09 AM

LMAO HELL NAW THAT IS SOME FUNNY ISH

BUT GLAD YOUR OK ....... SO TELL ME DID YOU STILL SMOKE THE CIGGERETTE? GIRL I USED TO SMOKE AND NOTHIN COULD STOP ME I'D FIND A WAY TO LIGHT THAT DAMN THING !!!

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Brey
Feb. 2, 2008 at 6:12 PM ALL THE RESPONSES ARE HILARIOUS BUT I'M WITH HUNEBN72 ON THIS ONE. GIRL, I AIN'T NEVER HEARD NO MESS LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.

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not2n...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 6:19 PM O goodness. I remember my aunt flicked her cig while it was windy and it flew back into her bun. Now that was funny. Glad ur okay

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r3alone1
Feb. 3, 2008 at 4:46 PM It would take you to do some SHIT like that!!!! LOL Glad you're okay though, hee, hee, hee!!!!!

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