anything to get out of cooking.  for some reason i just don't wanna lately.  the pertaties are in the oven and i'm off the hook for at least an hour.

1. What is your occupation?
~FT domestic goddess.  yes.  i write it on my tax forms.  PT transportation security officer.

2. What color are your socks right now?
~the ever-imaginitive black boot sock.  man are these comfy.  if they came in a myraid of colors, i'd wear colors.

3. What are you listening to right now?
~rain rain and more rain.  i'm trying really hard to not think about the water leaking into the basement.

4. What was the last thing that you ate?
~apple nutri-grain cereal bar at 3:15.  pm. 

5. Can you drive a stick shift?
~it was a pre-requisite to getting my driver's license.  my father wanted to make sure i had no limitations on my driving abilities.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
~booger.  or maybe bronze.  or maybe bronze booger.  that would be pretty weird.  maybe they could name it "nose goblin."  i'd use a color called nose goblin.

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
~the phone still hasn't ringded since before the last survey i took.

8. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
~eh.  kind of gamey.

9. How old are you today?
~old enough to be drinking this wine.

10. Favorite drink?
~coffee.  followed closely by milk, though.  milk used to be my first answer.  sorry cows.

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
~baseball.  but only if it's the diamondbacks.

12. Have you ever dyed your hair?
~not the hair on my arms.

13. Pets?
~trixie, the beagle-husky we have decided isn't quite dog enough to bear the title of "dog."  she's either a fast fuzzy turtle or a tall barking gerbil.

14. Favorite food?
~i can't pick just one, dude.  i love food.  bacon-wrapped filet mignon, cheesecake, crisp-tender green beans with butter and garlic, any cookie that i know how to make, apple fritters, vine fresh "big-boy" hothouse tomatoes, fresh honey oatmeal bread, babybel cheese....see, i could go on for days.

15. Last movie you watched?
~pirates 3 at the end of the world.  buckle that swash!!  i love me a good swash-bucklin'.

16. Favorite Day of the year?
~piggybacking on the last question - let's go with pirate day, september 19th. 

17. What do you do to vent anger?
~"hmmm.  you cuss!" says my tween, with a bright smile.

18. What was your favorite toy as a child?
~my brother's head.  it doesn't bounce nearly as high as a basketball though.

19. What is your favorite season?
~summer summer summer.  the less clothes we wear, the less i have to wash.

20. Hugs or kisses?
~neither from the dog.  yeeech.

21. Cherry or Blueberry?
~i'mma go with cherry, of the two.  i especially dig on those fake cholesterol and MSG-laden pies...the ones that are like 2/$1.  but i don't much like blueberries.  unless they are fresh off the bush.

22. Do you want your friends to email you back?
~only if i email them first.  or if it's important.  prayer chains and FWD:FWD:FWD:>>>'s i can do without.

23. Who is most likely to respond?

24. Who is least likely to respond?
~snogrl.  i done stoled it from her.

25. When was the last time you cried?
~that's not the same as screaming in i sat watching an online friend's life fall hopelessly apart and i could do nothing to stop or repair it.  they have been homeless now for 4 months and the last two weeks have been excruciating to watch.  i'm happy to report that a ray of sunshine has poked it's way into their gloomy little world and they will be moving into a rental house on feb 10th.  they just have to breathe until then.

27. What is on the floor of your closet?
~i do not know.  go ask your pop.

28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to?
~i have friends?

29. Who is the friend you have had the shortest that you are sending this to?
~which where schooling did you find some grammar?  try this one on for size:  "of the friends to whom you are sending this message, which friendship has lasted the least amount of time?"

30. Favorite smells?
~baking bread and freshly brewed coffee.  my nose can find freshly brewed coffee blindfolded.  well, my eyes would be blindfolded.  not the coffee.  or my nose.  ...anyway.  next.

31. Who inspires you?
~awe.  awe inspires me.  and curiosity.

32. What are you afraid of?
~the big bad wolf spider.  drowning.  and rats apparently.

33. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
~decidedly not spicy.  any kind of burger from omaha steaks is fine with me.

34. Favorite car?
~one that goes and is relatively inexpensive to run and maintain.  HAAAHahahahaha.  yeah that was funny.

35. Favorite cat breed?
~blecch.  dead cats are my favorites.

36. Number of keys on your key ring?
~if me old brain recalls correctly, 4.  one for each car and one for each door.

37. How many years at your current job?
~let's go with.....110 days.

38. Favorite day of the week?
~honestly?  thursday.  i love my job.

39. How many states have you lived in?
~grrr.  gotta think.  please hold while i try that extension.  oh, LIVED in.  that's easy.  five the united queendom, which is just a state of confusion.

40. Do you think you're funny?
~yeah.  matter of fact i do.  and so do you, else you wouldn't have gotten this far.  you're waiting for me to say something funny now.  well, i don't perform on cue.  seeya.

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 5:25 PM gamey?  GAMEY?  yeah, i didn't get a triangle, either.  we're not cussy-faces today.  i, also, wanted to correct the survey; however, I was able to resist the impulse urge need to do so.  Neener.  it's called "controlling my ocd, not letting it control ME".  or something like that.

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 10:59 PM God, you girls are so funny. Thanks, I needed this.

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