GIRLS NIGHT OUT
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" 

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.  Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
nine times.  I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
"MIDNIGHT."  He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with
that one!

Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."  When I asked him why, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh, shit."
Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.

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MamaD...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 8:10 PM

Oh my gosh how funny this is hillarious!!!!!

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baile...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 8:15 PM holy crap i just read this like 5 times and it was STILL FUNNY!!!!!

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