Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" 

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.  Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckoo-ed three times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckoo-ed another
nine times.  I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
"MIDNIGHT."  He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with
that one!

Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."  When I asked him why, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckoo-ed three times, then said, "oh, shit."
Cuckoo-ed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckoo-ed another three times,
giggled, cuckoo-ed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.

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lovin...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 8:31 PM that was friggin funny...

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jenzito
Feb. 4, 2008 at 8:53 PM THAT WAS GOOD

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