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What Do You Do All Day?

 A man came home from work and  found his three children outside,
still in their pajamas,  playing in the mud, with empty food  boxes and wrappers strewn  all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was  open, as was the front door to 
the house and there was no sign  of the dog. Proceeding into the
 entry, he found an even bigger  mess. A lamp had been knocked 
over, and the throw rug was wadded  against one wall.
 In the front room the TV was loudly blaring  a cartoon channel, 
and the family room was strewn with toys and  various items of 
clothing.
 In the kitchen, dishes filled the  sink, breakfast food was
spilled on the counter, the fridge door  was open wide, dog food
was spilled on the floor, a broken glass  lay under the table, 
and a small pile of sand was spread by the back  door.
 He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over  toys and more 
piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was  worried she 
might be ill, or that something serious had  happened.

 He was met with a small trickle of water as it  made its way out
 the bathroom door.
 As he peered inside he found  wet towels, scummy soap and more 
toys strewn over the floor.  Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap
 and toothpaste had been  smeared over the mirror and walls.
 As he rushed to the bedroom,  he found his wife still curled up 
in the bed in her pajamas, reading  a novel. She looked up at 
him, smiled, and asked how his day  went. He looked at her 
bewildered and asked, "What happened here  today?" She again 
smiled and answered, "You know every day when  you come home 
from work and you ask me what in the world I do  all day?"
 "Yes," was his incredulous  reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do  it."

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thelo...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 9:43 PM

LOLOLOL!

Oh, I love you for this. :) 

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Kiter
Feb. 1, 2008 at 11:13 PM LOL!

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Susie...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 11:57 PM Awesome! I am sending to my DH. :)

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Queen...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 7:59 AM So cute and funny LMAO ,Its true they think we do nothing all day if they only knew ,Malieka

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momwt...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 8:09 AM I love it!

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jeana
Feb. 2, 2008 at 8:47 AM I've read that and still love it!!

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Leesh...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 10:48 AM Haha! True... True...

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proud...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 11:42 AM oh i wish i could really do this so my hubby could see....b/c THAT face would be PRICELESS!!!!!! :)

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CoolB...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 5:38 PM This is GREAT!!

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Brune...
Jun. 30, 2008 at 10:10 PM ha ha ha ha!!!!

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