Another Pointless Journal

Life is short. Make fun of it.

An angel had a day off and decided to make it a good day for some deserving person or thing. He went to a park that had two classical (read: naked) statues, a male figure and a female figure, positioned so that they were staring longingly at each other.

The angel decided to let them experience life a little. He brought them to life with a wave of his hand, and told them, "You have 30 minutes. Do with it what you will."

The female giggled, grabbed the male's hand and they ran into the bushes. There was much squealing, giggling and rustling. 15 minutes later, they emerged, flushed and happy.

The angel looked at them and said, "You still have 15 minutes left. Maybe you want to do it again?"

The male looked at the female and said, "That's a great idea! But this time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poop on his head!"

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halfa...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 11:10 PM LOVED IT!!!!!!!

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