Eight Words with two Meanings

1 . THINGY  (thing-ee) n.
Female ..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2.  VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female .... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without  a cup.

3.  COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...  The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...  Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4.  COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A  desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5.  ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6.  FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An  embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7  MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The  greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve .
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8.  REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A  device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device  for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.  
AND  ; )

He  said . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
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He  said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
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He  said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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He  said . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time
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She said    Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
He said . . .. . They already have boyfriends.  
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She  said ...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
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He  said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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used2...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 10:35 AM This was agood one. Thanks for sharing!

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canth...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 8:35 PM

LOL!!!  The scary thing is that there are so many things like this that truly have 2 different meanings between men & women!

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