Eight Words with two Meanings

1 . THINGY  (thing-ee) n.
Female ..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2.  VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female .... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without  a cup.

3.  COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...  The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...  Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4.  COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A  desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5.  ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6.  FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An  embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7  MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The  greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve .
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8.  REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A  device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device  for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.  
AND  ; )

He  said . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He  said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He  said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He  said . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time
She said    Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
He said . . .. . They already have boyfriends.  
She  said ...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He  said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

'Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a persistent one.'
-Albert Einstein


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Feb. 2, 2008 at 10:35 AM This was agood one. Thanks for sharing!

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Feb. 2, 2008 at 8:35 PM

LOL!!!  The scary thing is that there are so many things like this that truly have 2 different meanings between men & women!

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