PUTTING YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER A woman went to her doctor. The doctor,
after an examination, sighed and said, "I have some bad news. You have
cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was
shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into The waiting room where
her daughter had been waiting. 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when
things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In
this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and
have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little
less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were
eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as
to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were
drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The
friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends
left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I
thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you
were dying of AIDS." The woman said, "I don't want any of those
bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone." Hell yes we are evil...

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