WHAT NOT TO SAY DURING SEX
 * I have to poop

* Smile for the camera!!

*Get off me!....I'll do it myself.

*This is your first time,....right??

*You're almost as good as my ex!!!

*When is this supposed to feel good?

*I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!!?

*I was so horney tonight I would've taken a sheep home.

*Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

*Hey!! My friends were right! You ARE good!!

*On second thought,....lets turn the lights off.

*I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!!

*But everybody looks funny naked.

*Do I have to pay for this?

*No! You are too fat to be on top!!

*Actually, your sister likes it like this.

*What's your name again?

*Hold on, let me change the channel.

*Its nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.

*Uhhh.....I think the condom broke ten minutes ago!

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mcque...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 1:36 AM lol

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Sk8tr...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 1:36 AM LMAO... aww... so funny but so true...

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Mamie_85
Feb. 2, 2008 at 2:46 AM tee-hee, cute stephanie

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stiks...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 9:08 AM

Get off me!....I'll do it myself.

 

That's my favorite! HAHAHA 

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Turbo...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 2:13 PM Uhhmmm....is it in yet?

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