A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
 Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

 As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
 window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The
 officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the
 police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and
 placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the
 cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where
 the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

 He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I
 pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the
 guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What
 Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the
 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian
 fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car."

 Priceless.

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snail...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 10:17 AM that is great!

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blues...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 10:48 AM

Very funny!    It only goes to show you.......those chrome fishies can be deceiving!

Can I steal this?

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LJ1976
Feb. 2, 2008 at 11:25 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Oh, that is just too good!!  My husband did something similar a couple of years back.  He had the boys in the van, and somehow got on the bad side of another driver, who started swerving and boxing my husband in on a 4-lane highway, so that he couldn't maneuver.  It was really unsafe, and Matt was getting worried about an accident because of this guy (who had some of those bumper stickers too).  Matt ended up getting out of that box, but followed the guy to a car dealership down the road (where this guy apparently worked).  In front of the guy's manager and the boys, Matt read this guy the riot act, and then told him he would see him in church the next day.  Matt said the look on that guy's face, and his boss's face, was classic.

Just goes to show, don't piss off a Marine!!  Especially when he's with his kids!!!!

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kitty...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 11:34 AM Hahahahahahaha

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LesHug
Feb. 2, 2008 at 11:38 AM That was something great to wake up to, kinda sounds like me. Although I don't have all of those bumper stickers and such. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lb128f
Feb. 2, 2008 at 5:58 PM LOL!

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mom2a...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 6:34 PM That's too funny!

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Krist...
Feb. 3, 2008 at 5:57 PM Definitley Priceless!!

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123kat
Feb. 3, 2008 at 6:05 PM HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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mom23...
Feb. 3, 2008 at 7:44 PM lol. that was very cute!!

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