The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.

The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the  bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head.
The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic.   However, she finally got it in place.    She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head.
However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.
'Gladys!' he exclaimed.' For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in .... You look like an asshole.'


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Feb. 2, 2008 at 11:34 AM THANKS..........

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Feb. 2, 2008 at 11:35 AM That was GGrrrrreeeaaattttt!!!!

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Feb. 2, 2008 at 11:44 AM LMAO im glad no one is mad cuz i posted it

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Feb. 2, 2008 at 1:18 PM Good one...sending it in regular email.

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Feb. 2, 2008 at 7:44 PM OHHHHH MY GOD that is soo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEE HEE!!!!  I hope I continue to age well.  I still look like a kid but it's only a matter of time!

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Feb. 2, 2008 at 9:12 PM                                                                            Falling Off Chair Laughing 

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LMAO....And who the hell cares if anyone gets mad about..Tell them to get the hell off your page if they can't handle it...

Can't play with the big dogs then go hang with the freaking little ones..( And I am playing nice right now )!!! You know me girl...Got your back!!

I LOVE YOUR FUNNY POST and all your post for that matter...

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