This is something that I created on my blogspot, which is mostly for communicating our happenings w/ family, whereas cafemom is where I can freely bare my soul.

Dalrymple Redneckisms

  • If your garden-size bathtub is used for working on transmissions, you might be married to a redneck!
  • If you ever shot your sister w/ a bow and arrow, you might be a redneck!
  • If you ever used manure to camo your face playing commandos and didn't notice the smell or know what it was, you might be a redneck!
  • If you ever shot a skunk and then puked over the smell, you might be a redneck!
  • If you stood back and took a picture of the puker and the skunk...you might be a mean redneck!
  • If your idea of fast food is chasin' a chicken that fell off the truck down the highway, you might be a redneck!
  • If you drive a truck that's sporting the sign "Dirty Dodge" you might be a redneck!
  • If your 12 yr old daughter would describe her favorite Christmas present as her new Carhart bibs, you might be a redneck!
  • If your idea of yard decorations includes tractor parts, cattle trailers, or broken down lawn mowers and cars, you might be a redneck!
  • If you drive your 4 wheeler to church, you might be a redneck!
  • If you let your husband paint the yard furniture John Deere Green, you might be a redneck!
  • If you've ever thrown up after ciphening gas from your tractor, and you are NOT a teenager, you might be a redneck!
  • If your idea of a snow sled involves a 4 wheeler and the hood of a 72 Chevy Pick-up, you might be a redneck!
  • If you go to load a bullet in the chamber of your gun and shoot your oven in the process, you might be a redneck!
  • If you're a MaryKay Consultant and you make your deliveries on your 4-wheeler, you might be a redneck!

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