Okay girls, Here he is!


 

 
  
   
  
I  knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is!  Men's answer to Maxine.
Meet  -------  MAX

Men  strike back!  
How  many men does it take to open a beer?  
None. It should be opened when she brings  it.
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Why  is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?  
Because  a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be  able to support you.  
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Why  do women have smaller feet than men?
It's  one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to  the kitchen sink.  
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How  do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?  
When  she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."  
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How  do you fix a woman's watch?  
You don't , there is a clock on the oven.  
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Why  do men pass gas more than women?
Because  women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.  
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If  your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the  front door, who do you let in first?
The  dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.  
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What's  worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?  
A woman who won't do what she's told  
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I  married a Miss Right.
I  just didn't know her first name was Always.  
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Scientists  have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by  90%.
It's  called a Wedding Cake  
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Women  will never be equal to men
until  they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, And still  think they are sexy.  
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God  created Man and rested.
Then God created  Woman.
Since  then, neither God nor Man has rested.  
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Send  this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who  can handle the truth!



AND  MAXINE SAYS.....
 


    
  
Life is short,  Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh  uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.  



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debmom07
Feb. 2, 2008 at 3:38 PM thats hillarous thanks dearie so funnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy

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