1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.


2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.


3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.


4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.


5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.


6. You watch the Weather Channel.


7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."


8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.


9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."


10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (i laughed so hard after i read this, i have done this!)


11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.


12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.(and this is so true! i used to know what time all the fast food restaurants close, now i couldn't tell you if my life depended on it!)


13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.


14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.


15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.


16. You take naps. (and i take naps, oh man, i'm old!)


17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. (and this is so true for us! lol. we finally got to go out on a date, and that's exactly what we did....dinner, movie, and then home to bed. lol.)


18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.


19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.


20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."


21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.


22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."


23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.


24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.


25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"


Bonus:


26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

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PROUD...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 4:21 PM and just to let everyone know we don't drink or go to the bar, or clubs, and or do drugs.

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Steph...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 8:40 PM Oh man that was funny!!!! I love it!!

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