OK LADIES, HERE'S THE STORY.

I HAD MY FAMILY OVER CHRISTMAS DAY.  THE NEXT DAY I WENT INTO THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM AND NOTICED THE TOILET SEAT WAS CRACKED.  BEING AN ODD COLOR (SANDSTONE) I HAD TO SPECIAL ORDER A NEW SEAT BEFORE SOMEONE GOT THERE HINEY PINCHED IN IT.  WELL IT FINALLY CAME IN AND I TRIED TO PUT IT ON TODAY.  UNFORTUNATELY THE SCREWS WERE REALLY WEDGED ON THERE.  SO I HAD TO GET MY HUBBY TO HOLD THE BOTTOM NUT WHILE I UNSCREWED THE TOP. (GEE THAT SOUNDS DIRTY)  ANYWAYS WE GOT IT OFF AND HE WENT UP TO TAKE A SHOWER WHILE I INSTALLED THE NEW SEAT.  WHEN HE CAME OUT FROM THE SHOWER HE ASKED ME IF I GOT THE SEAT ON.  I SAID, "YUP, ALL DONE.  WANNA BE THE FIRST ASS ON THE TOILET?"

UMMMMM.  HE DIDN'T TAKE IT QUITE THE WAY I SAID IT.

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princ...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 8:55 PM

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yogin...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 8:57 PM That's hilarious!

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bmh26
Feb. 2, 2008 at 10:49 PM thats cracks me up.... 

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Apr. 8, 2008 at 12:09 AM lol

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May. 15, 2008 at 10:00 AM

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