I recieved this in an email from a friend and thought it was funny. 

Three Things to Ponder:

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington?  And, they tracked her calves to, their stalls.  But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.  Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution:

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.  Why don't we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments:

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment

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Feb. 2, 2008 at 9:01 PM After reading this I no longer have to ponder those 3 items.  Now can someone help with the other million things on my mind?  lol  love this. 

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Feb. 2, 2008 at 11:19 PM lol, that was great!

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