So, as some of you are aware..I had an incident with gum awhile back. (see previous post Only me).

Well I thought my days of insanity were over..I was wrong! Let me fill you in..on Friday I get up early to go get money out of the bank so that I can pay bills later on in the day. I decide to go at 5am (before daycare kids arrive). So its freezing cold (yes even in cali) and the wind is blowing like crazy. I go outside ,walk about half a block to car and put the key in to unlock the door. I get in and just as I am about to put the key in to start the car I smell something..sniff...ewwwwww... so I say to myself "I'm gonna kill J, hes been smoking in the car".(he's quitting). WAIT!!! J is deployed so its not him....I look to the back of the car and there is trash all over the seats and the carseat are gone!! Now I am getting nervous..(someone broke in out car last year).A million thoughts are running through my head...I dread the phone call of telling J that someone broke into our car again...I try and open the glove box and its jammed...I am about to call the police and then I look down and say outloud:

"Hey...we dont have a stick shift".

Yes ladies,I was in the wrong car!!! I have no idea how my key opened someone elses car but it did!! I hopped out so quick...I saqw my car was 3 down.I jumped in it and hoped that nobody saw me in that car and thought I was tryimg to steal it.Heck I should have cleaned it out for them. So there you have it, does the madness ever stop??Save me....

 

 

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nsand...
Feb. 2, 2008 at 10:53 PM oh my goodness, honey, i so could not contain my laughter!!!that is SOOOO funny. thanks i really needed a pick me up. :)

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Chrom...
Feb. 3, 2008 at 12:49 AM I love you!!!! I will be there soon!!

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Bridger
Feb. 3, 2008 at 9:12 AM Honey, that's hilarious!  Thanks for the laugh.  :)

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Gatrocks
Feb. 3, 2008 at 10:14 AM See what happens when I leave you alone for one day....You nut...LOL I have almost gotten in the wrong car...LOL but never actually sat in someone elses car....You are hilarious. I guess it is time to have a morning cup of joe before you venture out at that time of morning.....LOL

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tuffn...
Feb. 3, 2008 at 12:34 PM OMG!! My mom did this when I was around 4. She was so embarrassed. LOL

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hlcha...
Feb. 3, 2008 at 2:41 PM I would love to say this could only happen to you, unfortunately, I can TOTALLY see myself doing this! 

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qtmom...
Feb. 4, 2008 at 1:48 PM You have to wonder if you can open up someone else's car if they can open up yours.  LoL  Too funny!!!

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BrookeWW
Feb. 26, 2008 at 12:01 AM

LOL!! Cars have 12 master keys!! So u have a 1 in 12 chance your key will work on same car!

My 2 friends bought same kind of car. They had same key! They were so mad!

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lynns...
Feb. 27, 2008 at 12:58 PM Oh Shit "D"...How did I miss this one????? I'm gonna pee my pants reding your page one day!!!

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