A mom was making breakfast of fried eggs for her young son.  Suddenly, the boy burst into the kitchen...

" Careful !!! Careful !!! Put in some more butter ! Oh my goodness you're making too many at once. TOO MANY ! Turn them ! TURN THEM NOW !!! We need more butter. Oh my ! Where are we going to get MORE BUTTER ? They're going to stick ! Careful !... CAREFUL !... I SAID CAREFUL ! MAN you NEVER listen to me when you're cooking ! Never ! Turn them ! Hurry up ! Are you crazy ! Have you lost your mind ! Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt !!!  USE THE SALT !!!  THE SALT !!!

The Mom stared at him, " What's wrong with you ? You think I don't know how to fry up a couple of eggs ? "

The son calmly replied, " I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm trying to play soccer."

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Jones...
Feb. 3, 2008 at 9:01 AM Too funny!

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