Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the  seat on their commode. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.

He left to take care of another matter before she returned.   She came in and   undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the   shower, she sat on the commode.  
As she tried to stand up, she realized that the  not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her  to the commode seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.  They both pushed  
and pulled without any success whatsoever.   Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts.  Lucy  wrapped a sheet around her self and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency   Room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying 'Well,  Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this  before ." 
The Doctor replied  "Actually, I've seen a lot of them. I just never saw one FRAMED. " 

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Feb. 3, 2008 at 9:31 AM LOL!

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Feb. 3, 2008 at 9:32 AM

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