So with the family being gone yesterday I had the opportunity to actually DO something last night and sleep in this morning. Did I???

Nope.

After spending the whole day annoying Jenny about whether I should go shopping after work, go out for drinks, or stay hope and get some rest, I decided to stay home. I got a good bottle of merlot and was going to order out some awesome expensive take-out from Chinns.

So I get home, settle down to place my order, and as I'm selecting my Blue Points and Ahi, the 2nd glass of Merlot kicked in and I was like "why am I going to spend $60 on dinner when I have perfectly good french fries and chicken nuggets in the freezer?"

Yes, I am a loser.

Popped the frozen goodness in the oven, and in looking at the browser history on the 'puter this morning, you can tell that as the Merlot flowed, my surfing choices got stranger and stranger. Long story short, I somehow ended up on the Church of Scientology's website. I know! Now all of the Thetans are gonna be pounding on my door trying to get me to drink Vitamin Water and worship Tom Cruise. How the hell am I gonna explain THAT to Eric???

So after freaking myself out with that, I sat down with the uber awesome cuisine I cooked for myself and decided to rent a movie. I rented Superbad. So there's me. Snarfing kiddie food, drinking wine, and watching a teen comedy, in bed by 8:58pm on the first night I've had to myself in months.

If you want to hang out with this kind of awesomeness next time, the line forms over there.

Well, gotta get ready to go to work. Time for me to help rich people explore their bad taste in furniture. I love it when they ask for my opinion... they don't know I worship at the house of IKEA.

Hapy Superbowl Sunday! Go Giants!

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Feb. 3, 2008 at 10:29 AM

I love this post!   I love IKEA, and I lvoed superbad and I was supposed to be the one sleeping in today but I cant because im so used to being up early.  

What you did last night sounds like my new years eve-- FUNTASTIC

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Sylbr...
Feb. 3, 2008 at 10:29 AM That's funny!  I haven't seen Superbad yet.  was it funny?

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army_...
Feb. 3, 2008 at 10:30 AM sounds like a perfect time that was just for you 

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jenni...
Feb. 3, 2008 at 10:46 AM Superbad was hysterical! But not something you can watch with the kids aroud. Really raunchy stuff.

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charl...
Feb. 3, 2008 at 10:49 AM oh my! That is way to funny! You sound like me though have done the same. And everytime I am going to sleep in NO KIDS I am still up at the crack of dawn! ARG! I have yet to go to IKEA one day I will make it there! Everyone I know talks about it! But of course I get lost leaving my drive way, so who knows have fun at work talk to you later!

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