Well, since you're mad anyway, here's a poem for ya

[CrystalRenee34]

> WOMAN'S POEM
> 
>        Before I lay me down to sleep,
>         I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>         One who's handsome, smart and strong.
>           One who loves to listen long,
>           One who thinks before he speaks,
>           One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>            I pray he's gainfully employed,
>           When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>             Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>             Massages my back and begs to do more.
>  Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>  Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
>  I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>  And always be my very best friend.
> 
>
>
> 
>
>                            MAN'S POEM
>
>             I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
> Bar on a golf course, and loves to send  me fishing and hunting. This
> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
>
> 

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[artisttoo]

Feb. 8, 2008 at 10:02 AM You did a great job.  The differences in the two poems shows how men are from Mars, women from Venus. 

[CrystalRenee34]

Feb. 8, 2008 at 10:09 AM Thanks Artist! LOL You are right about Mars and Venus! Although sometimes i think my man is from Uranus because he always wants to be in my asscrack!!! LOL

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[princess1973]

Feb. 8, 2008 at 10:41 AM

No kidding......how true are those poems.....

[painthead]

Feb. 8, 2008 at 11:10 AM the man poem was so funny..lol i like the part that he doesn't care if it rhymed or not..LOL LOl LOL

[willow64]

Feb. 8, 2008 at 11:36 AM LOL. That is a good one! Thanks for the laugh before work.

[happychic]

Feb. 9, 2008 at 10:41 AM Hilarious!!

[mom2joshnlauren]

Feb. 10, 2008 at 9:10 PM

[LauraDenise]

Feb. 11, 2008 at 1:54 PM OMG!

[smcelroy]

Feb. 11, 2008 at 3:44 PM That was funny

[TeamPLT]

Mar. 24, 2008 at 7:47 PM  This says it all