Shall I pee on HIM?

[mommamoxie]

So tonight my husband is upstairs getting the kids ready for bed and I hear dh getting loud "Hey watch what you're doing! You're peeing all over! What are ya doin'?!

I holler up from the bottom of the stairs "Hey what's a matta?"

DH: He's peeing all over the place up here! (our 4 y/o)

Me: Oh, okay

DH: Whaddaya mean "ok"?!

Me: Sometimes he gets distracted...help him out some! He does that a lot.

DH: Well I sure hope you clean it up?

Zoinks. What was that your dumb ass let slip out your dumb mouth?! HE (dh) cleaned it up. And when we had the two chillins in bed we had our regular nightly grown-up visit time...at which time I said: You know, he's been peeing in the toilet for over a year now. I have told you before he lacks aim sometimes. Maybe YOU can help him with that, seeing how I don't have a PENIS. DUH!!! And then it hit me, and I told him "It's actually sort of like me expecting you to explain menstruation to our daughter. Booyah. Shut him up right quick. Like how am I sposed to know how to aim a penis? Pffft. Men!

 

[rachel92782]

Mar. 12, 2007 at 1:35 AM too familiar!

[Jinxishere2000]

Mar. 12, 2007 at 1:36 AM

You hit that one on the head girl!

You go! 

[jodia001]

Mar. 12, 2007 at 1:39 AM Too Funny! I used Cheerios as "floating targets" to help my son with his aim.

[bikerchickmommy]

Mar. 12, 2007 at 1:42 AM lmao, although my girls are only 21 months we have had this discustion about me teaching the girls about the girly stuff when they get older. now not to be morbid or anything but what is he going to do if something where to come up and i wasn't around anymore. my dad raised me, although i did spend a couple weekend a month with my mom my dad was the one that told me about a period and what was going to happen to my body. my mom didn't say a thing, didn't even ask if i had been told about it or anything. but i hope to still be around when that time comes.

[mommymonkey]

Mar. 12, 2007 at 3:26 AM With the title of this one, I expected this to be about golden showers.... Glad I was wrong.

[Retro_Housewife]

Mar. 12, 2007 at 10:47 AM Thankfully our 5 year old finally figured out how to dangle it into the bowl just right so that I wasn't stepping in yellow puddles in the middle of the night anymore!  Boys!!

[jacqui]

Mar. 12, 2007 at 10:50 AM lmao! that is exactly why i told my hubby that anything to do with the wang is his department. i'll deal with the sex talks, menstration explaination and even handle the emotional breakdowns of our daughters because well i can handle that fine but when it comes to the wang, i am so clueless lol.

[jkat72]

Mar. 12, 2007 at 1:43 PM

any talk of periods sends 'em runnin' for the hills, don't it??? 

well played!!