I saw a bumper sticker on a big truck driving in front of me. The sticker said:

"Texas is bigger than France."

........SO?? Who in the hell cares?? What does that have to do with ANYTHING? Listen, I love Texas as much as the next native, but hell. Really, what's up with the stupid petty remarks? Just because Texas has a problem with France for no good reason doesn't mean we have to pick on their size. And, once again, WHO THE FUCK CARES how big France is?? That doesn't mean SHIT!!

And the cherry on top of my ride to work was driving behind the truck, only to notice it had that STUPID rubber pair of testicles hanging from the trailer hitch. Beautfiul.

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goatmom4
Feb. 27, 2008 at 12:00 PM men have to pretend   size matters   hahahah  when I went to write this it came out funny      the testicles     is gross bad enough we have to see our hubbys or   sone when they are  sick at least I have two girls too                   and my pygmy    goats three of them are female      

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Amcl2087
Feb. 27, 2008 at 12:04 PM Well france does suck..they really don't do anything for america! so thats why people say stuff like that. Its not a male thing either i would prolly have something like that too..but you really have to have a military perspective on stuff like that.

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p3rdone
Feb. 27, 2008 at 2:28 PM

maybe I should clarify. And first, let me be perfectly clear in saying that it's not my intention to offend anyone. AND, let me also say here that although I do not support the war, I do very much support our troops and I thank God every day for the freedom they fight so hard to protect.

However, it doesn't matter what problems America has with France... no, wait, let me rephrase that... Texas being larger in size than France doesn't change the fact that France "sucks." That's like saying, "I'm bigger than you, so I win." It just does not matter. That's what I meant by my blog. My sincerest apologies to anyone I may have pissed off.

I'm just so used to people not caring about my opinion that I forget people can read all about it here! Hah

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