A woman goes to the doctor to verify that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnacy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies "Well, Im a little worried about the pain. How much will child birth hurt?

The doctor relpies "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnacy to pregnacy, and besides its difficult to discribe pain.

 

"I know, but can you give me some idea?"

"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."

"Like this?"

"A little more..."

"Like this?"

"No! A little more!"

"Like this?"

"Yes, does that hurt?"

"Yes, a little bit."

"Now, Stretch it over your head."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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coolm...
Feb. 29, 2008 at 6:21 PM LOL!

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Alust...
Feb. 29, 2008 at 7:05 PM LMAO I like that!

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angel...
Feb. 15, 2009 at 9:33 PM

LOL I thought that was not only funny, but very true.

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