I was at the drs office, and i had to fart real bad. so they took me back to one of the rooms, you know the ones where you wait for another 20 min for the dr. so i thought i had enough time to fart and let it clear out..lol.  boy was i wrong. i farted real loud, and a nurse was waliking by, she opened the door and said did you need somthing. i said no. she said i thought you said somting.. i said nope not here. by this time the smell was circling the room. and she looked at me and kinda held her breath and shut the door. well i heard her in the hall., the dr was ready to come in. she said i would wait a little bit she just ripped ass in there...lo. i was mortified..

caseykay131 Mar. 6, 2008 at 11:43 AM

LOL omg that's so embarrassing!

I'm always worried I'm going to fart during a pap smear. It puts pressure right there and... I always feel like one's going to let loose.  

sweetheart1985 Mar. 6, 2008 at 11:48 AM

Okay, okay... maybe this will help get this going more. Here's my story.

When I was in Job Corps, my boyfriend at the time and I were in the TV room. It's a big room with lotsa comphy chairs and a big screen TV where we could go to watch TV. There were a ton of people in there. During a commercial, my boyfriend started tickling me, and while I was trying to get away, I farted. Really fricken loud. Everyone looked at me. I blamed it on him and they believed me. HAHA he was pissed. 

sweetheart1985 Mar. 6, 2008 at 11:55 AM

My mother-in-law is the queen of farts. I was over at their house for dinner and I walked into the kitchen as she was leaving. Now this is a pretty big, open kitchen with lots of ventilation and the stench was UNBELIEVABLE! My husband was in there, and I very loudly exclaimed, "Chris, that is disgusting!" and smacked him on the arm thinking it was him. He started laughing, crying laughing, and pointed to his mom's back as she was walking away. I was so embarrassed! Oooh but it was awful. Like 50 truckers had just eaten a pot of chili.

swiedeman Mar. 6, 2008 at 11:56 AM

Ewww!! lol! That's horrible. Buy her beano for her birthday. Or Mother's day if it's closer. HEHEHE

sweetheart1985 Mar. 6, 2008 at 11:58 AM

My fart story: I was sitting with my dh on the couch and we were getting ramantic. Grrrr. So anyways, I felt the need to fart and I decided to try for a slow silent one so it wouldn't ruin the mood(I figured I could blame it on the cat if it smelled bad) Anyways, I went tp "push" and it was taking a lot of effort. SO I push harder and finally it comes out--and it sounded like one of those video arcade games! You know like Asteroids, when you shoot the plane. Poochoo! Matt just looked at me, and started dieing laugi=hing and to this day, he still calls me Arcade Butt. Very romantic I know! LOL

Mama2Cailleigh Mar. 6, 2008 at 1:57 PM

My teenage boys think it's hilarious to fart into 20 oz. pop bottles and then cap them off and ask unsuspecting people to open them and sniff.  It's disgusting, but I have to admit, I can't help but die laughing because the look on their faces after uncorking the shit bomb is pretty priceless... heh heh.

heyiheardthat Mar. 6, 2008 at 3:24 PM

You're hilarious!  This did make me laugh!  Thanks! 

SxdUpAngel Mar. 6, 2008 at 8:43 PM

I tried to sneak one out a t the store one night, thinking no one was around.  Right as this not so quiet fart enters the world, a lady walks within 2 feet of us.  I tried so hard to blame it on my two year old but she totally sold me out screaming "no mommy-you farted!!"  Then she decided to announce it several more times as loudly as she could.  (she already understands revenge).  By this time the people on the other isle have overheard and are now coming to take a peak at the "farting lady on isle 3".  Thanks a ton, kid.

Girl_Power Mar. 6, 2008 at 10:54 PM

OMG, I looooved the original!  Let's have some more fun!  I'm already laughing!

Ok, my 8 year old loves refried beans, but they don't love him.  The older two hate taco night in our house because Alex only eats beans, no meat.  The other night, all 3 boys were watching tv quietly in their room (a miracle.....I swear it was a miracle!) when the 2 older ones suddenly come running out of the room screaming "Mom!  WHY did you have to cook refried beans!!!  We have to sleep with him!!!"  Alex comes strolling out of his room with the biggest smile on his face.  I swear, you could smell it down the hall.  And boy he's proud!

Comax Mar. 6, 2008 at 11:31 PM