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No Toilet Paper
- Mar 10, 2008 at 3:52 PM
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No Toilet Paper
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls’ did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the woman’s husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed – hungover, so he phoned the other husband and said, “These girls night out have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. . . . . My wife came home with no panties!”
“That’s nothing,” said the other husband, “Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said. . . . .
“From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you. . . . . .”
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls’ did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the woman’s husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed – hungover, so he phoned the other husband and said, “These girls night out have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. . . . . My wife came home with no panties!”
“That’s nothing,” said the other husband, “Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said. . . . .
“From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you. . . . . .”
Comments:
Mar. 10, 2008 at 4:01 PM
ha ha good one!!
Mar. 10, 2008 at 4:11 PM
haha, got that in an email, hilarious
Mar. 10, 2008 at 4:52 PM
hahahaha....LOVE IT!
Mar. 10, 2008 at 4:57 PM
hehehehehehehehe thats awesome! hehehe
Mar. 10, 2008 at 5:34 PM
ha ha ha!! That's a great post!
Mar. 10, 2008 at 5:39 PM
LOL
Mar. 10, 2008 at 6:47 PM
That is sooooo funny!!!
Mar. 10, 2008 at 8:08 PM
lol
Mar. 10, 2008 at 8:40 PM
LMAO!
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