My pet peevies.

[JoyeAustin]

Arg! I hate it when the filter flaps down as my coffee is brewing and the coffee is weak or has grounds in it. That is such a frustrating way to start the day.

I hate it when I come home from work and my husband doesn't even have a pot of macaroni ready and has the nerve to say, "Cook my food," to me. He thinks it's funny, but I look at the sink full of dishes, the crabby kids, the unfolded laundry, the piles of crap all over the floor, and I want to destroy him.

It makes me nuts that every time we have a snow storm, I have to be at work at five in the morning.

I can't stand rude customers anymore. I've put up with their nasty attitudes for fifteen years now and I'm at the bitch slapping point.

I don't understand why my son can sleep in his own bed without a pee pee accident, but when he comes to sleep with me he always pees in my husband's spot.

Why does my daughter want to climb up on the table every chance she gets? Or, she's in the bathroom getting into mischief. Oh that girl! I need to put the fear in her but she's too sweet and pretty and I never sound stern enough.

I'm disappointed that our neighbors turned out to be very unfriendly.

Time to finish my cup of weak coffee and go put a bra on. Have a swell day.

[mars33me]

Mar. 17, 2008 at 9:56 AM

First off these are all valid reasons to be pissed off... reading through my only tangible suggestion is practice the bitch slapping at home with hubby so that when you debut it at work it will have been perfected... you will kill two birds with one stone!!!  *hugs*

[KristinCmomof2]

Mar. 17, 2008 at 1:06 PM I can totally hear you on just about every one of these points.  My hubby can't even boil macaroni.  Last time I worked retail, I got canned for throwing a shoe at a customer (she threw it at me first; I just threw it back to her).  My daughter watches TV while sitting on the coffee table.  My neighbor was older than dirt and he almost killed my kids with his riding lawn mower.  He's dead now.  Aren't you at that pregnancy stage yet where your boobs just rest on your belly, eliminating the need for wearing a bra?  I loved that.

[Dashielsmom]

Mar. 17, 2008 at 2:15 PM Aw, Joye, I vote slap a bitch! Or a hubby, lol. No, don't do that, just kidding! Those are all good pet peevies. I hope you have a swell day, and that mine can be relatively bite free. (Already been bitten, once).

[RanaAurora]

Mar. 17, 2008 at 2:49 PM

A sink full of dirty dishes turns me off to cooking, guaranteed.  Even subconsciously, I will refuse to cook if there are already dishes filling the sink and sitting on the counter.

And your coffee... that SUCKS.  As a coffee-fanatic myself (living in Washington... great) I know the pain of bad coffee. 

[TrissJ]

Mar. 17, 2008 at 6:51 PM

I'm sorry about your coffee mishap.  Coffee can really color the rest of the day.  Shitty coffee = shitty day.  I'm another NW Coffee Zombie. 

I'm telling you, just continue to let the children eat condiments.  You will have no more dishes and you won't have to make any more food.  You'll just need more mustard.