1) Who knew a six year old would have the foresight to flush an entire sock down the toilet, thus ensuring total household chaos and an unscheduled overnight with grandma?
2) Why is it that the same six year old, who only needed one rest stop on the entire sixteen hour trip to Disneyland, now feels the need to use the bathroom (which is incapacitated) every 6.2 minutes?
3) The plumber is late.
4) How will the plumber find my house, being that my husband removed the house numbers last weekend while replacing the front door and never put them back up?
5) That may be the reason the plumber is late.
6) Shouldn't they offer insurance for things like this?
7) I'm almost out of coffee, and cannot leave to get more until the plumber shows up.
8) This really sucks.
9) Am I the only one in the world who has to call a plumber for a flushed ankle sock?
10) This really, really sucks.
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