well today was a treat it started out great went and made it to the doctors on time yeah thats an accomplishment in this house making it somewhere on time anyways afterwards went to mcdonalds grabbed some lunch to take with us to wazoo since u can bring in your own stuff played for hours then we decided to take a break and go home to get dinner done and since i was paid for the day at wazoo we were gonna go back since all u got to do is show your reciept well as i made dinner my youngest played outside later on he wanted to go over a friends house he was given permission to so after an hour and a half goes by i said he should have checked in at least by now so i sent one of my girls over to see if he was ok she said he isn't there ok here goes my panic button me and hubby jumped in seperate cars and started searching while the other kids stayed at home to see if he comes while we r out looking well after a hour of searching we found him thank god there was so many thoughts running through my head during that time well here daddy misunderstood him where he was going and he was right next door the whole time i could slap him so needless to say wazoo didn't happen again that day anyways lets get to the curse word when i seen my son the oldest of my crew i told him what was going on about him missing and he seen how frantic i was and let it slip in a low voice holy fuck i was like whoa what was that ok thats your free pass and u only get 1 so your done next after my walk i stopped at the gas station to get gum with my girls before heading home while i was in there this asshole pulled so close i needed a can opener or the jaws of life to get out well i did manage to get out but as i was backing up i said go tell that asswipe to get the fuck out here and move his piece of shit car "i was just blowing steam jokeingly" so as i finally got out the spot and proceded to get going my youngest yells not talks yells hey ass wipe and puts her hand over her mouth and says ooooopppps u didn't hear that well yeah it was so funny i laughed my ass off till i got home it brought tears to my eyes it was so funny i could hardly see but once i composed myself i gave her her fair warning that was her 1 pass she used up what a freaking day lol

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wanti...
Mar. 21, 2008 at 2:36 AM lmao kids are great..lmao my 3 yo loves to ride her bike around our duplex square sidewalk and say " OH SHIT" i dunno she will be laughing the whole time and i am saying hush honey thats a bad word we dont say that and she continues..so yeah kids are great

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katys...
Mar. 21, 2008 at 2:39 AM Don't know how old your kids are, but most kids use those words away from home waaaaayyyyyy  earlier than they will in front of the parents. However, kids have a tendency to use the words at home sooner if they hear them from mom and dad.

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