Got this from a friend...too funny not to pass it on!

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This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman
alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45
am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
to spare.

As most women do, I like to make a little extra effort with my hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, used the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick, but thorough wash in
that area to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?'

Not sure what he was talking about, I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal. Some shopping,cleaning cooking. After school when
my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,
'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I
need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and
sparkles saved inside it.'

NEVER going back to that doctor ever

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army_...
Mar. 27, 2008 at 1:23 PM oh my! that is too funny i wouldn't go back either! have a great day!

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dancer
Mar. 27, 2008 at 2:50 PM Funny stuff!!

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jenni...
Mar. 27, 2008 at 2:52 PM LOL, funny stuff chick!

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carri...
Mar. 28, 2008 at 1:24 PM I am LMAO!!!  That is HILARIOUS!! 

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