The Best Bumper Sticker I've ever seen:

[bll1223]

A couple of years ago while driving to work on Long Island I saw a Bumper Sticker that had me laughing out loud: "Men are all idiots, and I'm married to their King!" My husband didn't laugh so much and then there was always the old standard on L.I. "He who dies with the most toys, wins". I'm glad I live in Binghamton, N.Y. (Upstate) now. Not so much pressure anymore.

[Jkost]

Apr. 10, 2008 at 3:15 PM We live in the PHX area and no one knows how to drive there.I always loved my sisters "If your going to ride my ass at least pull my hair"

[teddybear515]

Nov. 12, 2008 at 9:20 AM

I live on Long Island! And sadly it hasn't gotten any better! I would love to move off the Island!