OK so before I tell you my story, I have to preface it by saying that I am a Christian. 

 I was just in a goofy mood this morning and every once in a while I do very silly things.  Just a prank on some unsuspecting people. 

My doorbell rang at 9:00AM.  I was harried by the dogs, kids, burning eggs, etc…  “Good morning Miss.  May we speak to you about Jesus Christ?”  They say over the barking and running around.

“I am so sorry.” I said.  “I would love to speak with you but according to my horoscope I can’t.  I would have been able to if I burned a purple candle at 6:00 this morning but I was having a séance.  I told the spirits they could only stay for 3 days so if you come back in a week, I should be free, plus the planets will be aligned just right and I will be Karmically stable.   Thank you and have a great day.” 

At least they will be praying for me.

Tags: christianity, spirits, karma, jokes, pranks

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