I work at a wholesale flooring company. So anyway, this old lady who sells our flooring comes in, and she was like, "I need to update my rack." She meant she needed to update her flooring display rack, but of course, I'm a total perv and I thought of her knockers.
Please tell me I am not the only person here who thought immediately of boobies!!! And OLD lady wants to UPDATE her RACK!?? SHE WAS LITERALLY BEGGING TO BE RIDICULED!!!
...Just thought I'd share this bit of randomness with the world.
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