Funny

[mommiesquid]

Got this in an email. 

Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.  There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!!!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.  Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 a.m.  I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 a.m.  The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.  So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.  I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.  I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.  Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.  I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'  I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.  The rest of the day was normal.  Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.  After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'  I told her to get another one from the cupboard.  She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor ever again!

[helenoftroy3]

Apr. 20, 2008 at 4:12 PM hahahahahah!  Thats GREAT!  I ususally try to spend the night before the appointment getting all spruced up down there!!!

[PrincessThia]

Jul. 11, 2008 at 3:33 AM LOL, I've read that before but I still always crack up. :)