Are you Jesus?

[aslan123]

My mom used to have a Shi Tzu dog names Mokie.  She seemed to live forever.  She was 16 when she passed away.  I told my Gheorghe that Mokie died but it was ok because now she was up in heaven with Jesus and she was very lucky to be there.  He seemed to accept this ok enough.  A few weeks after Mokie died we met our neighbor for the first time.  Of all things our neighbor happened to breed Shi Tzu's. 

Well, Gheorghe looked around a little confused and then finally asked, "where's Mokie?" 

Our neighbor replied, "honey, I don't know who Mokie is." 

"Mommy said that Mokie went to heaven to see Jesus.................Are you Jesus?"

 I was so embarrassed!  Church, at the time, was something I hadn't thought much about.  This was my wake up call to get my butt back in there. Needless to say we started shopping immedietly for a new Church.