TEN TIMES NORMAL SIZE

 The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, 'Which  human
 body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?'

 No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, 'You should  not be
asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my  parents, and
 they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!'

 Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, 'Which body part
 increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'

 Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,  'Boy, is
 she going to get in big trouble!'

 The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, 'Anybody?'

 Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, 'The  body part
 that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of  the eye.'

 Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,' then turned to Mary and  continued.

 'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

 One, you have a dirty mind.
 Two, you didn't read your homework.
 And three, one day you are going to be very,very disappointed.'

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GDIMOM
May. 25, 2008 at 11:37 AM lol

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