I was getting ready to take a shower and was obviously naked.  My five year old daughter came in to use the bathroom.  She starts telling me that she wants to be just like me when she grows up.  She wants to have babies in her belly and be a mommy just like me.  With each statement my head got bigger and bigger.  My head got so big I think I was bumping the ceiling.  Then she adds in her sweet little innocent voice that she also wants big boobies and a big but just like me.   Well, my fat head did more than just deflate.  It popped, wizzed around the room, and landed at my feet.  It just goes to show that kids are meant to keep you in check.

 Heather

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nrouette
Apr. 27, 2008 at 10:21 PM love it! thanks for the reality check, lol!

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mstika
Apr. 27, 2008 at 11:50 PM

FUNNY

WHEN WE GO OUT TO EAT AT RYANS MY SON ALWAYS SAYS MOMMA PUT US SOME COOKIES IN YOUR PURSE

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MYnKU...
Jun. 15, 2008 at 8:37 AM

Very cute!!!  Dont you just ove what comes from the mouths of babes!!??

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katea...
Nov. 19, 2008 at 8:34 PM

  FUUUNNN_NNNYYYY!!!!!laughing

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