I mean really, how many times can a sea-monkey have sex???  Lately it seems like there are always two sea-monkeys stuck together in the tank.  Are they the same two nympho sea-monkeys, doing it every day?  Did I just happen to get a tank full of slutty sea-monkeys that just like fish-humping?  The boys are past asking questions by now.  My oldest commented last night "Must be mating season".  Every day, I wake up to sea-monkey sex in the kitchen.  If they do this when the lights are on, they must have sea-monkey orgies at night!  Nice to know my whoring fish pets are seeing more action than me.

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Apr. 29, 2008 at 6:58 PM Hahahaha...the thing is is that they are A-Sexual so they must be enjoying it, cuz it isn't for reproduction purposes!

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Apr. 29, 2008 at 7:49 PM LOL that is sooo funny!

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Apr. 29, 2008 at 10:33 PM Thanks! I needed a good laugh!

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