I mean really, how many times can a sea-monkey have sex??? Lately it seems like there are always two sea-monkeys stuck together in the tank. Are they the same two nympho sea-monkeys, doing it every day? Did I just happen to get a tank full of slutty sea-monkeys that just like fish-humping? The boys are past asking questions by now. My oldest commented last night "Must be mating season". Every day, I wake up to sea-monkey sex in the kitchen. If they do this when the lights are on, they must have sea-monkey orgies at night! Nice to know my whoring fish pets are seeing more action than me.
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