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Top Ten Beltane Pick-up Lines
- Apr 29, 2008 at 6:26 PM
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Top 10 Beltane Pick-up Lines
10. "Hey babe, what's your sign? What's its ascendant? What is your
planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the
Fourth
House?"
9. "Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?"
8. "Would you like to come over to my place and widdershins? "
7. "Your feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my
mind all night long."
6. "Haven't I seen you someplace before in another life?"
5. "Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not legal marriage."
4. "So, do you draw down the moon here often?"
3. "What's a nymph-goddess like you doing in a circle like this?"
2. "You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen."
1. "Is that a Maypole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see
me?"
- Unknown. © 2005 Bewitching Ways.com
10. "Hey babe, what's your sign? What's its ascendant? What is your
planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the
Fourth
House?"
9. "Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?"
8. "Would you like to come over to my place and widdershins? "
7. "Your feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my
mind all night long."
6. "Haven't I seen you someplace before in another life?"
5. "Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not legal marriage."
4. "So, do you draw down the moon here often?"
3. "What's a nymph-goddess like you doing in a circle like this?"
2. "You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen."
1. "Is that a Maypole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see
me?"
- Unknown. © 2005 Bewitching Ways.com
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Apr. 29, 2008 at 6:45 PM
Glad you liked them =D I love the third eye one, too.
Apr. 30, 2008 at 8:12 AM
LMAO!!! You are just too funny......
Sad to say, but someone actually used #5 on me at an "open" circle..... I didn't realize that "open" meant open to anything circle. Yikes!
May. 1, 2008 at 4:43 AM
ROFLMCAO - (made this one up) Rocking On the Floor Laughing My Cute Ass Off. I love it.
May. 1, 2008 at 10:26 AM
these are great! Thanks for the laugh.
May. 1, 2008 at 10:34 AM
Glad you all enjoyed them. It's nice to have a laugh once in awhile. :)
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