My mom got this in an e-mail, I thought it was funny. 
BE SURE TO SPEND REBATE CHECK WISELY. 
As you may have heard, the current administration
said that some of us might possibly get a
small rebate check. If we spent that money at
Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we
spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs. If
we purchase a computer, it will go to India. If we
purchase fruit and vegetables, it will all go to
Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.. If we purchase
a car, it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless
junk, it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will
help the American economy. We need to keep that
money here in the states. So, the only way
to keep that money here at home is to buy
Budweiser, Jack Daniel's, Marlboros and Lottery
tickets--as these are the only industries left in the
United States that are owned by Americans.

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zoeja...
Apr. 30, 2008 at 10:25 AM LOL awesome!

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latin...
Apr. 30, 2008 at 10:25 AM I heard that one yesterday. The ending was to spend our money at Yard Sales!!!!!!!!

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heydo...
Apr. 30, 2008 at 10:32 AM

latinmamma 

I heard that one yesterday. The ending was to spend our money at Yard Sales!!!!!!!!

  I will be doing that too!

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