Kids say the darndest things

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Kids Are Quick
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> TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
> North America .
> MARIA: Here it is.
> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
> discovered America ?
> CLASS: Maria.
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> TEACHER: John , why are you doing your
> math multiplication on the floor?
> JOHN: You told me to do it without
> using tables.
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> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you s pell
> 'crocodile?'
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you
> asked me how I spell it.
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> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical
> formula for water?
> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to
> O.
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> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing
> we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
> WINNIE: Me!
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> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so
> dirty?
> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the
> ground than you are.
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> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence
> start ing with 'I.'
> MILLIE: I is..
> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I
> am.'
> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the
> ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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> TEACHER: George Washington not only
> chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
> admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
> didn't punish him?
> LOUIS: Because George still had the
> axe in his hand.
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> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do
> you say prayers before eating?
> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my
> Mom is a good cook.
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> TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on
> 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did
> you copy his?
> CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a
> person who keeps on talking when people are no
> longer interested?
> HAROLD: A teacher
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