TOO FUNNY!!

[JAENGABBY]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.  A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES!
YES!  I WON!  I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared a each other dumfounded.  Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know..I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.

[daisynea]

Mar. 23, 2007 at 3:48 PM

Too funny!