Camel Sex  A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in aremote post inthe African desert.  During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticeda camelhitched up behind the mess tent.He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know,there are 250men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimesthe menhave "urges". That's why we have Molly the Camel."The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this,but I understand about "urges", so the camel canstay."  About a month later, the Captain starts havinghis own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asksthe Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.Putting a ladder behind the camel,the Captain climbs the ladder,pulls his pants down & has wild,  insane sex with the camel.When he's done, he asks the Sergeant,"Is that how the men do it?"No not really, sir... "They usually just ridethe camel into town where the girls are."

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IRISH...
Mar. 23, 2007 at 3:53 PM nasty but totally funny!!!

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